1 00:00:14,700 --> 00:00:16,500 TROMAHAWK TRIBE CEMETERY THE DEFECTERS WILL BE CURSED 2 00:00:16,578 --> 00:00:18,578 AS BEST POSSIBLE BY ANCIENT TRIBAL LAW 3 00:00:21,895 --> 00:00:23,695 INDIAN CHEF - VILLAGE PEOPLE 1 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:23,315 Oh! Eh, Eh, Eh, ah. 4 00:00:25,858 --> 00:00:27,858 My God, you are the best school rub! 5 00:00:29,091 --> 00:00:32,791 Thank you darling, that's what guys of the basketball team tell me 6 00:00:34,410 --> 00:00:36,210 One minute... 7 00:00:36,809 --> 00:00:38,709 Who else rubbed on you? 8 00:00:44,525 --> 00:00:47,525 Are you sure we don't risk anything here... in the middle of the night? 9 00:00:48,593 --> 00:00:50,993 Of course ! No one comes here... 10 00:00:51,409 --> 00:00:54,609 Since the obsessed were beheaded in '84 11 00:00:56,102 --> 00:00:59,402 Relax Wendy! We're young, we're drunk! 12 00:00:59,648 --> 00:01:01,048 We are students! 13 00:01:01,108 --> 00:01:03,108 It will be the night romantic of our life! 14 00:01:04,550 --> 00:01:06,350 Why don't I...? 15 00:01:09,764 --> 00:01:12,664 Ooooh... Don't cry. You will get there. 16 00:01:13,831 --> 00:01:16,231 It's not the bra... 17 00:01:17,586 --> 00:01:19,586 It's your departure for university. 18 00:01:20,194 --> 00:01:21,894 And the bra too a little... 19 00:01:21,967 --> 00:01:23,867 I'm not leaving you, Arbie. 20 00:01:23,949 --> 00:01:25,449 And I think you should come with me 21 00:01:25,514 --> 00:01:26,514 You still have time to register 22 00:01:27,392 --> 00:01:29,992 Wendy, my mother is retarded and my father blind 23 00:01:30,104 --> 00:01:32,969 Who will take care of it what if I leave to be smarter? 24 00:01:33,613 --> 00:01:35,413 Don't worry, Arbie 25 00:01:35,491 --> 00:01:37,791 Even though I will be surrounded by spoiled rotten guys 26 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:40,590 Who after their diplomas will have a secure future 27 00:01:40,706 --> 00:01:42,606 In their dad's factory... 28 00:01:43,104 --> 00:01:44,904 It's not going to change me! 29 00:01:44,982 --> 00:01:46,782 I will be faithful to you. Promise! 30 00:01:54,992 --> 00:01:56,184 Go Yankees! 31 00:01:56,244 --> 00:01:58,744 Be gentle, it's my first time 32 00:02:13,449 --> 00:02:15,449 Oh, Arbie! You move heaven and earth 33 00:02:23,876 --> 00:02:25,876 Oh, Arbie! Your hands are everywhere! 34 00:02:29,090 --> 00:02:32,090 Wendy, you're full of arms! 35 00:02:33,679 --> 00:02:35,079 Arbie! Take me! 36 00:02:41,708 --> 00:02:44,408 Oh Wendy! I didn't know that love could be so beautiful and so pure! 37 00:02:53,074 --> 00:02:54,574 He has something in his hand! 38 00:02:54,639 --> 00:02:56,339 Damn, it's an axe! 39 00:02:56,412 --> 00:02:57,912 No... 40 00:02:57,977 --> 00:02:59,777 ...In the other hand 41 00:03:02,566 --> 00:03:03,966 Bêêêrk that’s disgusting! 42 00:03:04,027 --> 00:03:06,527 Wendy don't be such a prude, It should be taken as a compliment! 43 00:03:06,634 --> 00:03:07,931 I'm going home 44 00:03:07,991 --> 00:03:09,591 No Wendy wait! 45 00:03:14,456 --> 00:03:15,756 What an incredible woman! 46 00:03:16,438 --> 00:03:17,638 Thanks a lot, mate! 47 00:03:42,088 --> 00:03:43,688 Arby... 48 00:03:44,487 --> 00:03:45,787 Oooh... Arbie... 49 00:03:46,885 --> 00:03:48,085 I want all of you! 50 00:04:16,079 --> 00:04:18,279 NEXT OPENING OF AN AMERICAN CHICKEN BUNKER 51 00:04:29,113 --> 00:04:32,213 POULTRYGEIST 52 00:04:32,346 --> 00:04:35,846 POULTRYGEIST THE NIGHT OF THE DEAD CHICKENS 53 00:04:51,428 --> 00:04:55,228 One semester later... 54 00:05:05,713 --> 00:05:07,413 SAVE THE CHICKENS 55 00:05:11,239 --> 00:05:13,239 Dirty capitalists you fear! 56 00:05:13,951 --> 00:05:15,351 Fuck you all! 57 00:05:19,270 --> 00:05:22,270 What happened to the old cemetery Indian that was here? 58 00:05:23,129 --> 00:05:26,429 They tore it down and built another one of their fast food instead 59 00:05:29,802 --> 00:05:31,302 What do we want? 60 00:05:31,367 --> 00:05:34,967 That the conglomerates demoniacs stop... 61 00:05:35,122 --> 00:05:38,122 ...To destroy our beloved homeland... 62 00:05:38,251 --> 00:05:41,251 ...By replacing the majesty of our landscapes... 63 00:05:41,380 --> 00:05:43,680 ...By places of stupid consumption! 64 00:05:43,779 --> 00:05:45,075 When do we want it? 65 00:05:45,135 --> 00:05:46,635 NOW ! 66 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:49,930 Or at least within 3 years... 67 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:54,959 ...According to the decree on minority shares... 68 00:05:55,252 --> 00:05:57,752 ...Provided for by section 16b... 69 00:05:57,859 --> 00:06:00,359 ...From the law on stock exchanges... 70 00:06:00,467 --> 00:06:02,967 ...of real estate value of 1932... 71 00:06:03,074 --> 00:06:04,574 ...And this in order to obtain millions of dollars! 72 00:06:10,582 --> 00:06:11,774 Hey, Brendan! 73 00:06:11,834 --> 00:06:13,034 Arbie, how's it going!? 74 00:06:16,527 --> 00:06:19,027 Hey dude, tema these girls demonstrating there! 75 00:06:19,656 --> 00:06:21,556 UNIVERSITY LESBIANS AGAINST MEGA CONGLOMERATES 76 00:06:21,846 --> 00:06:24,646 Awesome! I love the blue one, She’s so good! 77 00:06:36,235 --> 00:06:37,219 Wendy? 78 00:06:37,279 --> 00:06:38,263 Arbie! 79 00:06:38,323 --> 00:06:39,515 Wendy what are you doing here? 80 00:06:39,575 --> 00:06:40,767 I demonstrate against the vile genocide 81 00:06:40,827 --> 00:06:42,019 Perpetrated against chickens 82 00:06:42,079 --> 00:06:43,375 On the sacred land 83 00:06:43,435 --> 00:06:44,627 From the ancient Indian cemetery 84 00:06:44,687 --> 00:06:46,187 From Tromaville... 85 00:06:46,565 --> 00:06:47,265 And what do you do? 86 00:06:49,277 --> 00:06:50,277 Uh... Same thing! 87 00:06:53,656 --> 00:06:55,556 Fuck you all!! 88 00:06:56,889 --> 00:06:58,289 Honey, I missed you! 89 00:06:58,350 --> 00:07:00,350 What if we picked up where we left off? 90 00:07:00,436 --> 00:07:02,636 I know a forbidden cemetery to perverts 91 00:07:02,731 --> 00:07:03,714 And look! 92 00:07:03,774 --> 00:07:04,774 I have our toy! 93 00:07:06,903 --> 00:07:07,903 Listen, Arbie... 94 00:07:10,241 --> 00:07:11,641 Is this your famous Arbie? 95 00:07:14,725 --> 00:07:16,425 Do you recognize the smell? 96 00:07:17,333 --> 00:07:19,033 Yes, there is a hint of patchouli 97 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:22,991 She's my girlfriend now! 98 00:07:23,278 --> 00:07:25,278 You said that university wouldn't change you! 99 00:07:25,990 --> 00:07:27,990 Arbie, college is here for open yourself to... 100 00:07:28,076 --> 00:07:30,076 ...New horizons and new experiences 101 00:07:30,162 --> 00:07:32,162 For example, Jacob Marinsky 102 00:07:32,248 --> 00:07:34,248 Would he have discovered promethium 103 00:07:34,334 --> 00:07:36,334 If he hadn't tried? 104 00:07:37,046 --> 00:07:39,046 Jacob Marinsky discovered 105 00:07:39,132 --> 00:07:41,132 Promethium leading 106 00:07:41,218 --> 00:07:42,218 Projects in Oakridge, Tennessee... 107 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:45,296 Not by becoming a lesbian at university! 108 00:07:46,955 --> 00:07:48,755 You said you would never change 109 00:07:49,458 --> 00:07:50,958 And I find you grazing! 110 00:07:52,274 --> 00:07:53,571 His promise is broken 111 00:07:53,631 --> 00:07:55,031 Like your nose! 112 00:07:55,717 --> 00:07:57,817 And other noses will waltz 113 00:07:59,471 --> 00:08:01,471 If we don't fire immediately this dirt 114 00:08:01,558 --> 00:08:04,458 Out of the land of my ancestors! 115 00:08:04,582 --> 00:08:08,082 Your ancestors? Do you see any Indians here? 116 00:08:08,233 --> 00:08:11,233 Me, I see that a bunch of white people in sandals! 117 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:15,760 We have an Indian with us 118 00:08:16,784 --> 00:08:18,784 Find What-my-mouth, the Indian! 119 00:08:23,458 --> 00:08:25,458 Are you mad at the restaurant? 120 00:08:35,971 --> 00:08:38,471 So you find that he looks angry? 121 00:08:42,749 --> 00:08:44,749 You see he is angry! 122 00:08:45,461 --> 00:08:47,861 You are a manipulator! 123 00:08:48,277 --> 00:08:50,277 You don't care about the Indian 124 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:51,263 You will see 125 00:08:51,824 --> 00:08:52,824 You too 126 00:08:55,057 --> 00:08:55,832 And you too! 127 00:08:55,892 --> 00:08:56,992 What did I do? 128 00:08:58,187 --> 00:08:59,787 I don't know anything about it, you're just a dickhead. 129 00:09:00,482 --> 00:09:01,782 Get out, big fat man! 130 00:09:04,445 --> 00:09:07,745 When I got up this morning, 131 00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:10,716 I didn't know Wendy was a dyke 132 00:09:12,788 --> 00:09:15,088 She dumped me for a hippie 133 00:09:19,462 --> 00:09:22,062 Who has hair under their arms 134 00:09:22,799 --> 00:09:26,399 And eat grass like a pro 135 00:09:28,639 --> 00:09:32,139 It looks like a real porn movie 136 00:09:35,938 --> 00:09:38,038 This feminazi without a bra 137 00:09:38,754 --> 00:09:41,754 Doesn't want a threesome 138 00:09:43,447 --> 00:09:47,447 Despite a hung man like me 139 00:09:50,642 --> 00:09:53,542 This dirty dildo thief 140 00:09:53,667 --> 00:09:57,167 Ignore the power of a real dick 141 00:09:58,673 --> 00:10:00,473 I'll show them... 142 00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:03,202 Who is the master! 143 00:10:07,329 --> 00:10:09,329 And all you stupid elitists 144 00:10:09,415 --> 00:10:10,415 Full of shit 145 00:10:12,335 --> 00:10:15,535 I'm going over to the enemy's side. 146 00:10:18,071 --> 00:10:20,471 If Wendy protests against this fast food 147 00:10:22,242 --> 00:10:25,642 I think I'm going to apply and work on it! 148 00:10:27,456 --> 00:10:31,356 And as Jesus said on the cross 149 00:10:31,524 --> 00:10:35,624 Revenge is a dish 150 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:39,300 Which is eaten fried! 151 00:10:46,852 --> 00:10:51,752 She will see my pockets bulging 152 00:10:53,109 --> 00:10:56,009 And will want to polish my machine 153 00:10:57,594 --> 00:10:59,194 With hairy balls 154 00:10:59,263 --> 00:11:01,063 with which they will no longer play! 155 00:11:04,476 --> 00:11:07,476 But she'll tell me "Arbie I love you" 156 00:11:07,605 --> 00:11:11,605 and I'll tell him sorry darling now I'm gay 157 00:11:13,236 --> 00:11:15,336 Thus spoke Muhammad the prophet before dying 158 00:11:17,512 --> 00:11:22,212 Here I am, I'm coming because revenge... 159 00:11:24,081 --> 00:11:28,181 is a dish that is eaten fried. 160 00:11:51,295 --> 00:11:52,395 What's going on? 161 00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:16,573 Are you the manager? 162 00:12:16,633 --> 00:12:17,721 In your opinion? 163 00:12:17,781 --> 00:12:19,281 Denny is my name 164 00:12:19,450 --> 00:12:21,750 and fried chicken is my passion 165 00:12:21,953 --> 00:12:24,853 with the Gluttonous Hippos Gluttons Gluttons! 166 00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:26,178 Give me a job! 167 00:12:27,064 --> 00:12:28,164 I am a recent graduate 168 00:12:29,255 --> 00:12:31,255 who wants to get out in this crazy world 169 00:12:31,967 --> 00:12:33,467 I have a shitty life! 170 00:12:33,532 --> 00:12:36,432 My parents are stupid and my love 171 00:12:37,391 --> 00:12:39,491 is a left-wing lesbian! 172 00:12:40,937 --> 00:12:42,537 OK, you're hired! 173 00:12:42,919 --> 00:12:44,919 Here is our new cooker 174 00:12:45,526 --> 00:12:46,726 This is Hamas 175 00:12:49,281 --> 00:12:50,981 It's not Hamas! 176 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:52,663 It's Humus 177 00:12:52,723 --> 00:12:54,423 Like the dish, Humus! 178 00:12:54,497 --> 00:12:56,797 I swear that sometimes It annoys me so much... 179 00:12:56,896 --> 00:12:59,596 I think I'm going to explode! 180 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:04,640 It was a picture of course! 181 00:13:06,073 --> 00:13:07,573 Now, if I may... 182 00:13:09,619 --> 00:13:11,519 Positive discrimination, you speak! 183 00:13:12,331 --> 00:13:14,531 I'll keep an eye on you, Al Jazeera 184 00:13:16,398 --> 00:13:18,298 As I have an eye on CNN 185 00:13:20,257 --> 00:13:23,957 Paco Bell, shows Arbie how we make our herb chicken 186 00:13:40,902 --> 00:13:42,802 Hey Denny... It's normal that a chicken 187 00:13:42,884 --> 00:13:45,884 Dead and frozen for two weeks 188 00:13:46,013 --> 00:13:47,013 Scream to death like that?! 189 00:13:47,474 --> 00:13:49,474 Damn, Arbie, he wasn't screaming 190 00:13:50,603 --> 00:13:52,503 It was just a pocket air that burst 191 00:13:53,315 --> 00:13:54,915 In slow agony 192 00:13:57,695 --> 00:14:00,595 That vile thing you see there 193 00:14:00,719 --> 00:14:02,819 It's Carl Junior! 194 00:14:03,431 --> 00:14:05,431 I know Arbie 195 00:14:05,726 --> 00:14:09,126 We participated in debates at school 196 00:14:09,898 --> 00:14:11,193 It's true! 197 00:14:11,253 --> 00:14:14,353 I was against zoophilia and he was for 198 00:14:15,633 --> 00:14:18,133 And here you are both! 199 00:14:25,539 --> 00:14:30,139 What happened to the chickens wearing the quality label that we thawed? 200 00:14:31,692 --> 00:14:34,892 And who put eggs in green veins in this box? 201 00:14:37,114 --> 00:14:39,914 Get moving and go get some chickens! 202 00:14:40,869 --> 00:14:44,769 Taco, you're going to take these mysterious green eggs 203 00:14:44,936 --> 00:14:46,936 and put them with the food lunches 204 00:14:47,022 --> 00:14:49,022 Come on guys we have a box to spin! 205 00:14:49,109 --> 00:14:51,009 I put all the wheat into it my grandmother 206 00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:53,191 And if the box leaks, I will have to work like an idiot 207 00:14:53,281 --> 00:14:54,981 Like you bunch of badgers! 208 00:14:55,368 --> 00:14:56,768 What do I do? 209 00:14:56,828 --> 00:14:57,812 You are going to be a cashier 210 00:14:57,872 --> 00:14:59,272 Cashier? 211 00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,533 It's just a nickname that we give at ACB 212 00:15:01,627 --> 00:15:02,611 Cool! 213 00:15:02,671 --> 00:15:03,871 I'll get you a skirt 214 00:15:06,843 --> 00:15:07,826 Perfect 215 00:15:07,886 --> 00:15:09,786 We all stand up straight 216 00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:12,368 We open in 5, 217 00:15:12,580 --> 00:15:13,668 4, 218 00:15:13,728 --> 00:15:14,712 3, 219 00:15:14,772 --> 00:15:15,772 2, 220 00:15:16,337 --> 00:15:17,337 and 1! 221 00:15:19,257 --> 00:15:21,057 Business begins! 222 00:15:27,704 --> 00:15:29,404 No worries 223 00:15:29,477 --> 00:15:32,577 People will rush here from one second to the next 224 00:15:35,838 --> 00:15:36,938 Poor fools! 225 00:15:37,716 --> 00:15:38,916 Poor fools! 226 00:15:40,532 --> 00:15:42,032 This restaurant was built 227 00:15:42,097 --> 00:15:43,080 On the ancient sacred land 228 00:15:43,140 --> 00:15:44,940 From the Tromawak cemetery! 229 00:15:45,017 --> 00:15:47,017 Run away while you can! Run away! 230 00:15:47,104 --> 00:15:50,104 Save yourself! Save yourself! 231 00:15:52,735 --> 00:15:54,735 I would like the Menu Coulant José 232 00:15:55,238 --> 00:15:58,538 With a Clockwork Orange instead of Coke, thank you 233 00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:06,363 You're not the guy who lost weight with hero burgers? 234 00:16:06,813 --> 00:16:08,113 It's Jared, right? 235 00:16:09,213 --> 00:16:11,813 You are my role model 236 00:16:11,924 --> 00:16:13,221 And you stayed in line! 237 00:16:13,281 --> 00:16:14,265 How ? 238 00:16:14,325 --> 00:16:16,325 It's just a matter of moderation my boy 239 00:16:17,036 --> 00:16:19,936 Now give me a chicken light sausage flavor 240 00:16:20,061 --> 00:16:22,661 With the General's puree 241 00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:25,973 And don’t be skimpy on soy sauce! 242 00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,410 Right away, Jared 243 00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:32,509 Guys I need a menu with lots of sauce 244 00:16:34,766 --> 00:16:36,766 Ouch, it’s hot! 245 00:17:02,918 --> 00:17:04,918 Mash and sauce! 246 00:17:17,516 --> 00:17:19,216 Wow, Jared.. 247 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,516 The toilets? NOW ! 248 00:17:35,973 --> 00:17:37,973 Go ahead, Jared, go for it! 249 00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:54,698 Good sauce! 250 00:17:56,827 --> 00:17:58,124 I would like... 251 00:17:58,184 --> 00:18:00,284 It's to put me in angry that you work here? 252 00:18:01,313 --> 00:18:03,413 How can you fuck Miss Sappho? 253 00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:05,650 Do you hear? 254 00:18:10,907 --> 00:18:12,907 It's the sound of my heart that is breaking 255 00:18:15,078 --> 00:18:16,578 Today it's not about us 256 00:18:17,373 --> 00:18:19,373 Look at the atrocities than American Chicken Bunker 257 00:18:19,459 --> 00:18:21,459 Suddenly done to chickens that you serve 258 00:18:21,546 --> 00:18:22,546 to the ignorant masses! 259 00:18:24,675 --> 00:18:26,675 My ass is on fire! 260 00:18:38,229 --> 00:18:39,829 I am a geyser... 261 00:18:40,314 --> 00:18:41,414 ...a geyser of shit 262 00:18:44,381 --> 00:18:47,581 And I know you will understand 263 00:18:47,719 --> 00:18:51,019 that it's wrong to eat meat 264 00:18:51,369 --> 00:18:53,169 Where is the toilet paper? 265 00:18:53,247 --> 00:18:54,247 -Wendy! 266 00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:57,667 Be careful, it is dangerous! 267 00:18:57,732 --> 00:19:00,732 He's going to sell you fried cholesterol! 268 00:19:01,799 --> 00:19:04,199 At least I have a job and I can feed my family 269 00:19:04,616 --> 00:19:06,016 With $3.50 per hour 270 00:19:07,223 --> 00:19:09,123 What are you looking for by defiling a man 271 00:19:09,205 --> 00:19:11,805 businessman like General Lee Roy? 272 00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:15,017 By attacking the General, It’s America you’re attacking! 273 00:19:15,984 --> 00:19:17,884 Yes, good people! 274 00:19:18,071 --> 00:19:18,971 America! 275 00:19:19,740 --> 00:19:21,340 The only country on Earth 276 00:19:21,409 --> 00:19:22,409 With France, Canada 277 00:19:22,974 --> 00:19:24,674 Czech Republic, Mongolia 278 00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:28,873 Where a Former KKK Member Can Become 279 00:19:29,023 --> 00:19:31,780 President or CEO of one of the multinationals 280 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:35,840 The most powerful in the world 281 00:19:38,096 --> 00:19:40,096 So tell me Micki 282 00:19:40,496 --> 00:19:42,696 Do you want to defile America? 283 00:19:45,605 --> 00:19:47,905 USA! USA! USA! 284 00:19:54,156 --> 00:19:56,256 Budding killer! 285 00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:01,466 Wait, Wendy! 286 00:20:02,603 --> 00:20:04,303 Too much blood has already been spilled! 287 00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:06,377 We should make love 288 00:20:06,463 --> 00:20:07,663 not war 289 00:20:09,801 --> 00:20:10,901 You are right 290 00:20:13,242 --> 00:20:14,842 You know it darling... 291 00:20:14,912 --> 00:20:17,912 I have sausage for vegetarians! 292 00:21:13,984 --> 00:21:15,384 Hello, Arbie! 293 00:21:26,496 --> 00:21:28,596 I have Micki in my sights! 294 00:21:29,310 --> 00:21:31,312 I'm sending the homing missile! 295 00:21:31,399 --> 00:21:32,899 Arbie! 296 00:21:34,319 --> 00:21:35,019 ARBI! 297 00:21:45,476 --> 00:21:47,076 I was... 298 00:21:47,145 --> 00:21:50,145 I was thinking of the poor chickens 299 00:21:51,838 --> 00:21:53,338 I'm sorry Arbie but... 300 00:21:54,133 --> 00:21:58,233 How could I love a man who wants me to eat their sausage? 301 00:22:06,124 --> 00:22:07,224 Oh my poor ass! 302 00:22:11,547 --> 00:22:12,947 What was that? 303 00:22:17,376 --> 00:22:18,886 Oh, I have to shit 304 00:22:24,165 --> 00:22:27,565 My God! What was it? 305 00:22:36,573 --> 00:22:39,973 Something is in my stomach! Get out! 306 00:22:46,792 --> 00:22:49,582 I have to get out of here! 307 00:23:22,023 --> 00:23:23,723 Jared, are you okay? 308 00:23:26,716 --> 00:23:28,416 - Oh my God ! 309 00:23:29,532 --> 00:23:32,032 I'm so skinny! 310 00:23:32,140 --> 00:23:34,440 Yay! -Jared? 311 00:23:38,188 --> 00:23:39,688 Danny... 312 00:23:39,753 --> 00:23:40,753 Danny!!! 313 00:23:42,048 --> 00:23:43,848 - What is it? 314 00:23:44,656 --> 00:23:47,356 Oh shit ! 315 00:23:47,472 --> 00:23:50,872 The guy who did this is missing! 316 00:23:51,018 --> 00:23:55,018 Would you wait to apologize for him? 317 00:23:55,711 --> 00:24:00,611 And it’s always a black guy who cleans! 318 00:24:00,925 --> 00:24:02,117 It was the same in Vietnam! 319 00:24:02,177 --> 00:24:07,777 The white sent the black to destroy the yellow who saw red 320 00:24:17,713 --> 00:24:20,413 But damn Arbie, I won't do it this time! 321 00:24:21,259 --> 00:24:22,973 For what ? - You're going to do it! 322 00:24:23,033 --> 00:24:26,833 Take the fucking mop and do it! 323 00:24:37,422 --> 00:24:42,222 All these chicken wings that I serve 324 00:24:44,826 --> 00:24:50,426 Remind me of your chest and your thighs 325 00:24:52,751 --> 00:24:56,451 I never get enough of you. 326 00:24:59,007 --> 00:25:05,207 Without you, my heart is starving 327 00:25:10,164 --> 00:25:14,664 All these demonstrations that I do 328 00:25:17,881 --> 00:25:23,281 To free and save the chickens 329 00:25:23,929 --> 00:25:30,029 He doesn't take them seriously 330 00:25:31,229 --> 00:25:33,229 He tells me I'm a dyke... 331 00:25:35,087 --> 00:25:37,887 Like Dick Cheney's daughter 332 00:25:42,491 --> 00:25:47,091 Think of this sauce that binds us 333 00:25:47,288 --> 00:25:52,788 “Homosexual and proud of it” they say 334 00:25:54,379 --> 00:25:58,079 I long for what we lost 335 00:25:58,238 --> 00:26:01,538 Is our love cursed? 336 00:26:02,826 --> 00:26:07,826 Do you want to shake my curls again? 337 00:26:10,230 --> 00:26:13,930 I am your fry and you are my sauce! 338 00:26:15,027 --> 00:26:18,527 You are a menu that fills me with joy! 339 00:26:19,199 --> 00:26:22,999 We met at the drive-in 340 00:26:23,162 --> 00:26:26,962 And we loved each other "burger style" 341 00:26:28,689 --> 00:26:33,189 Since that night, I have been satisfied alone 342 00:26:35,571 --> 00:26:41,971 Before, it’s crazy how much fun we had! 343 00:26:46,833 --> 00:26:49,933 Only a handkerchief remains in my memory 344 00:26:51,630 --> 00:26:53,730 Then you put this thing... 345 00:26:54,654 --> 00:26:57,854 You put it in my ass 346 00:27:03,205 --> 00:27:09,005 Sharing his bed, I yearn 347 00:27:09,253 --> 00:27:15,853 of true pleasures and passions 348 00:27:16,761 --> 00:27:22,761 But only your memory warms me 349 00:27:24,686 --> 00:27:31,186 Your sausage makes me feel like sauerkraut! 350 00:27:35,843 --> 00:27:40,243 I'll defrost you like a chicken! 351 00:27:40,432 --> 00:27:47,132 What is the price to pay for love? 352 00:27:47,418 --> 00:27:51,118 I long for what we lost 353 00:27:51,799 --> 00:27:54,799 Is our love cursed? 354 00:27:54,927 --> 00:27:59,927 Do you want to shake my curls again? 355 00:28:03,582 --> 00:28:07,582 I am your fry and you are my sauce! 356 00:28:07,962 --> 00:28:12,062 You are a menu that fills me with joy! 357 00:28:12,238 --> 00:28:16,138 We met at the drive-in 358 00:28:16,305 --> 00:28:20,305 And we loved each other "burger style" 359 00:28:52,843 --> 00:28:56,851 Is our love cursed? 360 00:28:56,911 --> 00:29:06,111 Do you want to shake my curls again? 361 00:29:09,215 --> 00:29:13,315 I am your fry and you are my sauce! 362 00:29:13,490 --> 00:29:17,590 You are a menu that fills me with joy! 363 00:29:17,766 --> 00:29:21,766 We met at the drive-in 364 00:29:21,938 --> 00:29:27,638 And we loved each other "burger style" 365 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:13,500 General, it's an honor for me 366 00:30:13,752 --> 00:30:16,152 I've waited so long for this moment... 367 00:30:16,255 --> 00:30:18,855 Thanks, Danny. I appreciate 368 00:30:18,967 --> 00:30:21,167 It's Denny. - Good for you! 369 00:30:21,262 --> 00:30:25,562 Hello, Tromaville! I love you 370 00:30:28,353 --> 00:30:30,453 Hippies? Protesters? 371 00:30:30,544 --> 00:30:32,744 Any political ideas here? 372 00:30:35,758 --> 00:30:39,758 We won't move from here as long as the big industries 373 00:30:39,929 --> 00:30:43,929 Will trample cultural wealth and histories of the Indians 374 00:30:44,101 --> 00:30:48,101 While massacring so much poor innocent chickens 375 00:30:55,464 --> 00:30:58,464 Calm down, young man. 376 00:31:00,157 --> 00:31:06,857 The General did what was necessary for your red skin 377 00:31:07,769 --> 00:31:12,269 They are in a better world 378 00:31:17,571 --> 00:31:22,471 I just want to feed these hungry souls 379 00:31:22,681 --> 00:31:26,681 Here we go! And one, two, three... 380 00:31:26,853 --> 00:31:31,353 You seem angry and worried 381 00:31:31,546 --> 00:31:36,246 Tell me why and I'll enjoy it 382 00:31:36,447 --> 00:31:38,247 I used to be pretty slim 383 00:31:38,325 --> 00:31:40,525 But because of fast food 384 00:31:41,349 --> 00:31:42,333 I have become a big fat man! 385 00:31:42,393 --> 00:31:44,593 What do you have to say to defend yourself? 386 00:31:44,688 --> 00:31:46,788 What do you have to say in your defense? 387 00:31:46,878 --> 00:31:51,778 It's not our fault it's nutritious but our dishes are fresh and delicious 388 00:31:51,988 --> 00:31:55,788 So shut up and eat it! 389 00:31:55,951 --> 00:31:57,751 Independents are rare 390 00:31:57,829 --> 00:31:59,529 Because big companies like you 391 00:31:59,603 --> 00:32:02,003 Forced them to close shop 392 00:32:02,106 --> 00:32:04,106 Do you think of fathers? 393 00:32:04,192 --> 00:32:06,292 Do you think of fathers? 394 00:32:06,383 --> 00:32:08,483 We don't care about small farmers 395 00:32:09,199 --> 00:32:11,799 We can offer you so much more than these dinosaurs! 396 00:32:11,911 --> 00:32:15,311 Eat well or eat fast That is the question 397 00:32:25,883 --> 00:32:31,083 Mexican immigrants and spotty teenagers 398 00:32:31,410 --> 00:32:35,510 They work hard for you 399 00:32:35,686 --> 00:32:40,886 By winning coins. 400 00:32:41,109 --> 00:32:45,009 They earn what they deserve 401 00:32:45,176 --> 00:32:49,376 No one else wants to hire them! 402 00:32:53,309 --> 00:32:57,309 As a good altruist, I care 403 00:32:57,481 --> 00:33:04,281 And I make them real ascetics 404 00:33:05,406 --> 00:33:09,906 You advertise on Disney Channel 405 00:33:10,099 --> 00:33:16,999 And sell your stuff to elementary schools 406 00:33:17,294 --> 00:33:21,594 all over the country 407 00:33:21,778 --> 00:33:26,578 Our toddlers want the toy from the menu 408 00:33:28,452 --> 00:33:31,152 You are manipulating the people, you bastard! 409 00:33:31,894 --> 00:33:33,994 You've gone too far 410 00:33:37,108 --> 00:33:40,708 You bastards, you've gone too far! 411 00:33:45,659 --> 00:33:48,659 Kids learn to count with 412 00:33:48,787 --> 00:33:56,187 calories and read with the menu 413 00:33:56,504 --> 00:34:02,604 Scientists can analyze the ingredients of our burgers... 414 00:34:04,429 --> 00:34:08,029 As long as they don't tell the parents! 415 00:34:11,311 --> 00:34:14,111 My friends, do not struggle! 416 00:34:14,232 --> 00:34:18,132 Surrender to the pleasures of the palate 417 00:34:18,299 --> 00:34:21,899 Our Supreme Chicken contains three different cheeses! 418 00:34:22,053 --> 00:34:24,353 American Chicken Bunker! 419 00:34:24,453 --> 00:34:29,453 We are more famous than Jesus! 420 00:35:12,102 --> 00:35:13,802 It's disgusting! 421 00:35:22,216 --> 00:35:25,516 And most importantly... 422 00:35:25,658 --> 00:35:28,158 The “Special Nut Sauce” 423 00:35:42,654 --> 00:35:44,654 It's disgusting. 424 00:35:44,740 --> 00:35:47,240 Is this what you are looking for? 425 00:35:54,333 --> 00:35:57,833 A giant chicken! Don't eat me! 426 00:35:59,547 --> 00:36:01,347 No, no, relax! 427 00:36:02,885 --> 00:36:04,185 Calm down, son 428 00:36:06,118 --> 00:36:07,518 The giant chicken was a bit big. 429 00:36:07,579 --> 00:36:12,279 It's my first day here and you? 430 00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:13,980 I have always worked here 431 00:36:14,045 --> 00:36:17,145 We are entitled to a break after 2 hours 432 00:36:17,278 --> 00:36:20,178 I too was young... 433 00:36:20,303 --> 00:36:24,003 Full of hopes and dreams. And then... 434 00:36:24,162 --> 00:36:26,862 And then... -Who's telling the story, you idiot? 435 00:36:28,020 --> 00:36:30,220 I had to go to college 436 00:36:30,315 --> 00:36:35,715 But mom was stupid and dad was blind 437 00:36:35,946 --> 00:36:39,846 So I took this shitty job 438 00:36:40,014 --> 00:36:42,314 to take care of them and I'm still there 439 00:36:43,768 --> 00:36:44,868 But it doesn't matter 440 00:36:46,167 --> 00:36:48,167 In 13 years I will have enough money 441 00:36:48,254 --> 00:36:51,454 To join my fiancée at university... 442 00:36:51,591 --> 00:36:56,191 Wendy -My fiancée's name was Wendy! 443 00:36:56,388 --> 00:36:59,088 But... she became a lesbian 444 00:36:59,204 --> 00:37:00,604 Aren't they all? 445 00:37:03,167 --> 00:37:06,767 This thong itches my balls 446 00:37:11,197 --> 00:37:17,197 Weird. The weather forecast did not announce any storm in windowless cellars 447 00:37:21,937 --> 00:37:26,237 Humus, I am a revolutionary 448 00:37:26,421 --> 00:37:34,621 A Che Guevara, Martin Sheen and Janeane Garofalo coated in political activism 449 00:37:34,972 --> 00:37:38,572 My sauce raises awareness! 450 00:37:38,830 --> 00:37:40,330 Long live the revolution! 451 00:37:42,272 --> 00:37:44,672 The revolution is coming! 452 00:37:46,235 --> 00:37:49,635 Ricky Martin, let me cum in your eye! 453 00:37:54,890 --> 00:37:59,690 Humus, I respect your prayers and your religion 454 00:37:59,896 --> 00:38:02,596 But your giggles distract me 455 00:38:02,712 --> 00:38:05,612 Couldn't you at least pray over there? 456 00:38:05,736 --> 00:38:08,336 After all, Mecca is that way 457 00:38:57,556 --> 00:38:59,056 Name of couscous! 458 00:38:59,121 --> 00:39:01,621 - Oh, Shiite! 459 00:39:01,728 --> 00:39:05,828 By Allah. The burka strikes again! 460 00:39:06,004 --> 00:39:08,704 It's not me, it's the chicken! 461 00:39:08,820 --> 00:39:15,120 That's it! If it's not the Jews or Americans are chickens! 462 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:20,620 Did you hear that horrible Mexican scream? homo dying horribly? 463 00:39:21,751 --> 00:39:23,651 Don't ruin your life like I did! 464 00:39:23,733 --> 00:39:27,033 Get lost! Do something! 465 00:39:27,592 --> 00:39:30,392 It's temporary, I have everything planned! 466 00:39:30,721 --> 00:39:31,821 That's it 467 00:39:32,703 --> 00:39:34,103 Please... 468 00:39:34,581 --> 00:39:38,781 Come into the circle, can you hear me? 469 00:39:38,961 --> 00:39:43,061 Working here is like a turd 470 00:39:43,236 --> 00:39:47,136 She can have the sparkle of a diamond 471 00:39:47,304 --> 00:39:53,204 But a shit It’s still crap! 472 00:39:53,456 --> 00:39:58,456 I heard, you old fool 473 00:39:58,670 --> 00:40:01,670 I plan to have money and women 474 00:40:01,799 --> 00:40:06,299 A job here may seem old-fashioned 475 00:40:06,492 --> 00:40:10,892 But this way I'll win Wendy's heart 476 00:40:12,332 --> 00:40:16,332 Look at me, I'm pathetic 477 00:40:17,129 --> 00:40:20,629 And alone in the world 478 00:40:20,779 --> 00:40:25,679 My only romance is my right hand. 479 00:40:27,974 --> 00:40:31,974 This is not where you will court, 480 00:40:32,146 --> 00:40:35,546 Minimum wage for a roast chicken! 481 00:40:35,692 --> 00:40:39,292 Think before it's too late 482 00:40:39,447 --> 00:40:44,447 Get your degree or you're screwed! 483 00:40:45,703 --> 00:40:49,703 All this is for snobbish people 484 00:40:49,875 --> 00:40:53,975 I repay my debts in 4 years 485 00:40:54,151 --> 00:40:58,551 Grilled wings will take me to heaven 486 00:40:58,739 --> 00:41:02,739 And then I will be able to leave these places. 487 00:41:05,622 --> 00:41:09,522 Listen to me, old man, 488 00:41:09,689 --> 00:41:13,889 Hydrogenated sodium glutamate 489 00:41:14,069 --> 00:41:16,869 With acid is a real treat! 490 00:41:16,989 --> 00:41:21,389 Once upon a time, I was as straight as an i 491 00:41:21,578 --> 00:41:25,278 now my dreams are shattered 492 00:41:25,437 --> 00:41:29,437 I wanted to fry, it was crazy! 493 00:41:29,608 --> 00:41:35,508 All I have left to do is die 494 00:41:37,116 --> 00:41:41,416 Yes, but I have a plan B! 495 00:41:41,601 --> 00:41:45,501 It's legal, I saw it on TV 496 00:41:45,668 --> 00:41:51,168 I will join the army! 497 00:41:51,403 --> 00:41:54,303 In the army! 498 00:41:57,556 --> 00:42:00,956 Hey young punk you have nothing in your head 499 00:42:01,936 --> 00:42:03,536 You only think with your dick 500 00:42:04,022 --> 00:42:05,722 And you, old man, are a pain in the ass 501 00:42:05,796 --> 00:42:07,996 Where is the samurai sauce? 502 00:42:08,508 --> 00:42:12,008 Goodbye, Mister-who-knows-everything-about-me 503 00:42:12,679 --> 00:42:15,179 By the way, I screwed your race! 504 00:42:15,912 --> 00:42:17,912 Okay, Dopey! - Denny! 505 00:42:17,999 --> 00:42:19,499 I believe the ninja 506 00:42:20,398 --> 00:42:22,098 Paco must have slipped on this chicken carcass 507 00:42:23,422 --> 00:42:26,122 Which is attached to the "on-off" button 508 00:42:26,656 --> 00:42:28,256 So to work everyone! 509 00:42:28,325 --> 00:42:29,308 We have a box to exploit 510 00:42:29,368 --> 00:42:30,352 Sir, are you kidding? 511 00:42:30,412 --> 00:42:32,212 A man comes from die right here! 512 00:42:32,498 --> 00:42:34,398 Shut the fuck up, Dinky! 513 00:42:35,002 --> 00:42:36,502 Go clean up that camel rider! 514 00:42:38,132 --> 00:42:39,932 And when it's clean 515 00:42:40,010 --> 00:42:41,610 You come back and with the meat 516 00:42:41,679 --> 00:42:42,974 you make us three good batches 517 00:42:43,034 --> 00:42:44,534 From Sloppy Paco! 518 00:42:46,059 --> 00:42:47,659 Uh... From Sloppy José 519 00:42:48,666 --> 00:42:49,966 Where is Paco? 520 00:42:55,236 --> 00:42:57,736 Well... 521 00:42:57,844 --> 00:42:59,844 I gave him his afternoon 522 00:43:21,825 --> 00:43:22,825 Okay 523 00:43:23,182 --> 00:43:24,682 Cashier! 524 00:43:25,164 --> 00:43:27,164 Never abandon your cash register 525 00:43:27,980 --> 00:43:30,180 Who knows what the customers right now!? 526 00:43:37,677 --> 00:43:39,977 Well, Duey... - It's Denny! 527 00:43:40,076 --> 00:43:41,476 Like the country! 528 00:43:44,039 --> 00:43:45,639 Never mind. We remain open 529 00:43:45,709 --> 00:43:47,909 But I believe... - I know, I know... 530 00:43:49,046 --> 00:43:52,046 Paco had a horrible accident and he died 531 00:43:52,175 --> 00:43:53,175 But don't worry 532 00:43:53,844 --> 00:43:56,744 American Chicken Bunker will pay him for a whole day 533 00:43:58,433 --> 00:44:00,533 And, good God, shut your mouth 534 00:44:01,666 --> 00:44:03,666 I don't need that a hippie discovers 535 00:44:03,752 --> 00:44:06,252 That someone died opening day 536 00:44:07,298 --> 00:44:08,998 Even if he's just a dirty Mexican 537 00:44:09,072 --> 00:44:11,372 Illiterate and gay! 538 00:44:17,727 --> 00:44:19,727 My grandmother is going to kill me! 539 00:44:21,377 --> 00:44:22,077 Shit ! 540 00:44:28,885 --> 00:44:29,885 The chickens... 541 00:44:30,867 --> 00:44:32,467 The chickens have started Jihad! 542 00:44:35,977 --> 00:44:36,877 Hey, that reminds me 543 00:44:37,646 --> 00:44:38,946 I need a tampon 544 00:44:47,865 --> 00:44:50,565 You've been a naughty chicken 545 00:44:54,121 --> 00:44:56,221 Father O'Houlihan, do you want some extra? 546 00:44:56,416 --> 00:44:57,400 Without wanting to complain 547 00:44:57,460 --> 00:45:00,460 But there is a penis in my Sloppy Jose 548 00:45:04,238 --> 00:45:06,238 It's weird 549 00:45:06,846 --> 00:45:09,346 Well, the house offers you another one! 550 00:45:10,704 --> 00:45:11,804 I'm going to get it 551 00:45:17,274 --> 00:45:20,474 You are a menu that fills me with joy! 552 00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:24,680 We met at the drive-in 553 00:45:26,034 --> 00:45:28,734 And we loved each other "burger style" 554 00:45:34,272 --> 00:45:35,047 Arbie! 555 00:45:35,107 --> 00:45:37,107 How could you leave this priest eat my cock?! 556 00:45:38,027 --> 00:45:39,527 Do you think you're the Pope? 557 00:45:39,592 --> 00:45:41,492 Shit ! Is that you, Paco? 558 00:45:41,574 --> 00:45:42,558 Do I look like liver? 559 00:45:42,618 --> 00:45:45,418 Take me out of this bread and bury me properly! 560 00:45:45,539 --> 00:45:48,539 There are many angry spirits 561 00:45:48,667 --> 00:45:51,667 Who would bite your butt 562 00:45:52,943 --> 00:45:53,443 What are you talking about? 563 00:45:53,570 --> 00:45:56,870 I can tell the truth now 564 00:45:58,054 --> 00:45:58,934 Arbie, I'm gay too 565 00:45:58,994 --> 00:46:01,894 As queer as a certain Scientologist actor 566 00:46:02,435 --> 00:46:04,835 You're running towards trouble, darling 567 00:46:04,939 --> 00:46:06,131 What? 568 00:46:06,191 --> 00:46:08,791 By building an ACB on this sacred site 569 00:46:08,903 --> 00:46:12,303 The General alienated the two species 570 00:46:12,449 --> 00:46:13,432 Non-franchises of this planet 571 00:46:13,492 --> 00:46:15,492 Indians deported by the Americans 572 00:46:15,579 --> 00:46:18,279 And the millions of chickens killed by the food industry! 573 00:46:19,020 --> 00:46:20,420 It's the worst alliance ever 574 00:46:20,481 --> 00:46:22,581 Since Tandoori Chicken 575 00:46:22,672 --> 00:46:24,672 Was introduced into American culture 576 00:46:24,758 --> 00:46:25,958 Wait a minute! 577 00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:30,700 Which Scientology actor is gay? 578 00:46:30,807 --> 00:46:32,207 Listen to me, you fool! 579 00:46:32,894 --> 00:46:35,294 If you fail, the virus will spread 580 00:46:35,397 --> 00:46:37,797 Those who are not reached 581 00:46:37,900 --> 00:46:40,900 Will go to processing plants! 582 00:46:43,114 --> 00:46:45,114 It's giant! Evil spirits! 583 00:46:46,139 --> 00:46:48,239 I believe in the supernatural only when I see it 584 00:46:48,330 --> 00:46:49,313 My dear talking sandwich! 585 00:46:49,373 --> 00:46:50,670 Now excuse me 586 00:46:50,730 --> 00:46:51,713 I have to go serve the priest 587 00:46:51,773 --> 00:46:53,573 A Sloppy José sandwich without a penis! 588 00:46:54,173 --> 00:46:55,773 You are really stupid! 589 00:46:55,842 --> 00:46:57,442 Listen to me 590 00:46:58,032 --> 00:46:59,432 To stop them 591 00:46:59,493 --> 00:47:01,593 You have to find them single weak point 592 00:47:01,892 --> 00:47:02,892 We all know it's... 593 00:47:04,813 --> 00:47:06,813 Despite what our detractors say 594 00:47:06,899 --> 00:47:09,899 Here at ACB our products are 595 00:47:10,028 --> 00:47:13,428 Guaranteed healthy and fresh! 596 00:47:15,867 --> 00:47:17,667 I hope you enjoy our new 597 00:47:17,745 --> 00:47:19,745 My Lai wallpaper "Massacre" 598 00:47:19,832 --> 00:47:21,532 I just had it installed today 599 00:47:24,003 --> 00:47:25,703 Here is one of our charming cashiers 600 00:47:26,298 --> 00:47:28,698 Who prepares a famous Sloppy José 601 00:47:28,801 --> 00:47:30,801 Come and try it! 602 00:47:32,660 --> 00:47:33,960 I can't serve it to you, General 603 00:47:36,310 --> 00:47:37,910 Don't pay attention 604 00:47:39,648 --> 00:47:41,648 Our Sloppy José are delicious 605 00:47:41,734 --> 00:47:43,934 I eat it at least one per day 606 00:47:45,176 --> 00:47:46,076 Give that! 607 00:47:54,456 --> 00:47:58,256 And I understood that leaving Harvard 608 00:47:58,628 --> 00:48:02,028 To join the team from the American Chicken Bunker 609 00:48:02,174 --> 00:48:03,474 Was the right choice career for me 610 00:48:04,467 --> 00:48:07,267 I am with those I love... 611 00:48:08,430 --> 00:48:11,430 Dear semi-frozen chicken carcass 612 00:48:12,706 --> 00:48:14,606 Why are you tense, darling? 613 00:48:16,774 --> 00:48:18,774 Do you want a drink? 614 00:48:25,950 --> 00:48:27,850 I'm sorry darling 615 00:48:27,932 --> 00:48:29,232 Dad didn't want to hurt you 616 00:48:30,644 --> 00:48:31,544 Well? 617 00:48:32,104 --> 00:48:33,604 Do you want me to kiss you? 618 00:48:34,399 --> 00:48:36,199 Well, okay... 619 00:48:54,940 --> 00:48:57,040 Wait, wait... 620 00:48:59,216 --> 00:49:00,816 Do you really want it? 621 00:49:02,762 --> 00:49:05,662 We still have to work together afterwards 622 00:49:05,786 --> 00:49:08,386 And I don't want to ruin it 623 00:49:11,626 --> 00:49:14,226 Okay but we protect ourselves 624 00:49:28,309 --> 00:49:30,909 This is a first-rate piece! 625 00:49:34,983 --> 00:49:37,183 Don't worry Carl Junior... 626 00:49:37,278 --> 00:49:39,278 ...Would you please take from behind 627 00:49:46,558 --> 00:49:47,958 Do you mean junk? 628 00:49:49,374 --> 00:49:52,374 I can't wait to hear what your little bitch face 629 00:49:52,504 --> 00:49:54,504 Poultry has to say like crap 630 00:49:59,804 --> 00:50:01,404 Gently with your teeth 631 00:50:05,643 --> 00:50:08,343 I was going to go out, it’s so good! 632 00:50:33,587 --> 00:50:34,675 WARNING WET GROUND 633 00:50:34,735 --> 00:50:36,235 I'm exhausted! 634 00:50:36,300 --> 00:50:39,000 But it shines again 635 00:50:59,968 --> 00:51:01,468 Help! 636 00:51:02,993 --> 00:51:04,993 Send it to me! 637 00:51:05,392 --> 00:51:07,092 My cock! 638 00:51:10,294 --> 00:51:11,394 My cock! 639 00:51:20,408 --> 00:51:21,708 What am I doing? 640 00:51:54,114 --> 00:51:56,714 The kebab psychopath strikes again! 641 00:51:56,826 --> 00:52:00,326 My franchise! Grandma’s savings! 642 00:52:00,476 --> 00:52:03,276 I should have invested in Google! 643 00:52:03,397 --> 00:52:06,097 No, I was trying to help him. 644 00:52:06,213 --> 00:52:08,913 By fucking him to death with a broom? 645 00:52:09,029 --> 00:52:13,529 It would have been this Paco dungeon, I might have believed it! 646 00:52:13,722 --> 00:52:16,822 But not Carl Jr! 647 00:52:18,102 --> 00:52:24,002 You ruined my only chance to open my own franchise... 648 00:52:26,548 --> 00:52:28,348 Denny's. 649 00:52:30,720 --> 00:52:32,020 Shit ! 650 00:52:34,057 --> 00:52:38,457 I'm going to beat you up, 9/11 terrorist! 651 00:52:38,646 --> 00:52:41,046 Stop! 652 00:52:41,149 --> 00:52:46,149 It's neither terrorism nor sodomy 653 00:52:46,363 --> 00:52:50,463 These are the Indian spirits in anger incarnated into chickens! - What ? 654 00:52:50,639 --> 00:52:55,139 If we don't stop them, we will all end up with a broom up our ass! 655 00:53:00,441 --> 00:53:02,241 We all have ups and downs, boy 656 00:53:03,257 --> 00:53:06,357 Only the strongest run ACB 657 00:53:06,490 --> 00:53:11,590 The weak run away squealing 658 00:53:12,851 --> 00:53:16,351 Carl Jr.? - He's alive! 659 00:53:16,501 --> 00:53:18,801 Go back to your work, it's fine! 660 00:53:18,900 --> 00:53:20,300 Carl Jr, are you okay? 661 00:53:20,361 --> 00:53:24,361 Did you see the size of my club? 662 00:53:25,888 --> 00:53:29,188 Don't worry, we'll take you to the hospital 663 00:53:29,330 --> 00:53:34,030 Humus, see if you find his rectum, it must be near the grill 664 00:53:34,231 --> 00:53:35,231 He is there 665 00:53:36,630 --> 00:53:39,030 You won't take it anywhere! 666 00:53:39,134 --> 00:53:42,434 Humus! Let go of that rectum. 667 00:53:42,575 --> 00:53:44,575 But he's going to die! 668 00:53:44,662 --> 00:53:47,562 And if Wendy sees me wearing it, She'll think I'm a good guy! 669 00:53:48,729 --> 00:53:51,529 You think I'm going let you carry a guy 670 00:53:51,649 --> 00:53:54,749 With a broom stuck in the anus 671 00:53:54,883 --> 00:53:57,383 In front of hippies and journalists? 672 00:53:57,490 --> 00:54:01,290 I would be ruined! - His life is at stake! 673 00:54:01,453 --> 00:54:08,053 He is a dear member of this family called "humanity" 674 00:54:08,648 --> 00:54:11,648 If you take me to see a doctor 675 00:54:11,777 --> 00:54:14,477 Make sure it's not a fucking yip 676 00:54:15,949 --> 00:54:18,649 Maybe we'll forget our dear family 677 00:54:18,765 --> 00:54:23,165 Dickie! Humus! Grab those buckets of chickens and come on over! 678 00:54:23,354 --> 00:54:27,654 Did you hear? Take them! 679 00:54:32,634 --> 00:54:34,534 Here Carl Jr, this is your whiskey 680 00:54:44,521 --> 00:54:45,821 It's weird... 681 00:54:50,465 --> 00:54:54,465 General, I don't have the slightest idea of what's going on 682 00:54:54,636 --> 00:54:56,836 Follow me, my boy 683 00:54:56,931 --> 00:54:59,431 As Larry Tudgeman said Let's give them some fried chicken! 684 00:55:00,686 --> 00:55:04,286 Calm down, friends! 685 00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:06,440 You've been here for hours, 686 00:55:08,090 --> 00:55:10,790 And I would be hungry if I were you! 687 00:55:10,907 --> 00:55:13,507 I suggest you make peace! 688 00:55:13,619 --> 00:55:16,219 By offering you these chickens! 689 00:55:22,899 --> 00:55:26,499 If you think that by offering us chicken we're going to stop 690 00:55:26,653 --> 00:55:29,153 You're completely crazy! 691 00:55:37,915 --> 00:55:41,515 You are crazy! 692 00:55:41,669 --> 00:55:45,569 Crazy to give such good chicken! 693 00:55:45,737 --> 00:55:48,237 It's delicious! 694 00:55:54,391 --> 00:55:57,591 And the Indians, the chickens, the demonstration? 695 00:55:57,729 --> 00:56:02,829 Wendy, this is stronger than all of us 696 00:56:03,047 --> 00:56:08,647 This chicken is the American dream! 697 00:56:10,242 --> 00:56:15,042 I hear the American anthem! 698 00:56:18,272 --> 00:56:19,255 What ? 699 00:56:19,315 --> 00:56:25,115 I still hear my grandfather say: “Little one, bring the matches” 700 00:56:25,364 --> 00:56:27,764 “The cross will not burn alone!” 701 00:56:29,431 --> 00:56:30,631 What ? 702 00:56:32,977 --> 00:56:36,077 Um, I meant: “This chicken is not going to eat itself!” 703 00:56:36,210 --> 00:56:37,910 Everyone at the table! 704 00:56:55,500 --> 00:56:57,005 What are these bubbles on my chicken? 705 00:56:57,065 --> 00:57:03,065 That ? These are... 706 00:57:03,322 --> 00:57:06,222 These are flavored bubbles! 707 00:57:07,180 --> 00:57:10,080 Flavored bubbles! 708 00:57:10,205 --> 00:57:12,705 Eat everyone! 709 00:57:12,813 --> 00:57:16,913 If you like what you eat You haven't tasted anything yet! 710 00:57:17,088 --> 00:57:18,088 Come in! 711 00:57:50,974 --> 00:57:54,774 What happened? 712 00:58:06,510 --> 00:58:10,410 Well done, my dear! 713 00:58:10,577 --> 00:58:13,477 It was almost perfect 714 00:58:13,602 --> 00:58:15,702 Now that all the weirdos around here have calmed down 715 00:58:15,792 --> 00:58:17,992 And with the hellish publicity you gave me 716 00:58:18,087 --> 00:58:23,287 The American Chicken Bunker empire can only prosper! 717 00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:27,340 Oh, baby, you like it. Yes ! Yes ! 718 00:58:27,473 --> 00:58:30,973 Baby likes it! 719 00:58:36,649 --> 00:58:37,049 Baby loves it! 720 00:58:40,195 --> 00:58:44,995 Baby is hungry! - Baby is hungry? 721 00:58:46,139 --> 00:58:47,939 But what...? 722 00:58:51,353 --> 00:58:53,853 It's not what you think! 723 00:58:55,212 --> 00:58:57,012 Micki, how could you do that? 724 00:58:57,298 --> 00:59:01,698 What ? The fake protester or baby powder? 725 00:59:01,887 --> 00:59:02,871 Both. 726 00:59:02,931 --> 00:59:07,931 My Little Wendy, you are so naive 727 00:59:08,145 --> 00:59:13,145 The future of our country, these are the big companies, the franchises 728 00:59:13,359 --> 00:59:15,559 We won't stop them, so... 729 00:59:16,071 --> 00:59:18,471 Might as well make money there. 730 00:59:19,304 --> 00:59:28,204 By the way, the diaper thing is normal, healthy and safe for the couple 731 00:59:30,878 --> 00:59:33,778 My God! I don't believe it! 732 00:59:33,903 --> 00:59:37,003 General, you should come see what's going on there! 733 00:59:37,136 --> 00:59:40,836 Who did the Arab kill this time? The stupid cashier? 734 00:59:41,412 --> 00:59:45,612 Killed? Arbie! Arab? Stupid? 735 01:00:20,927 --> 01:00:26,227 If your food is so healthy and delicious, how do you explain that? 736 01:00:29,269 --> 01:00:34,269 Everyone knows that Tromaville is the bulimia capital of the world. 737 01:00:36,256 --> 01:00:38,056 Try something else. 738 01:00:40,636 --> 01:00:44,936 Whatever happens It has nothing to do with ACB! 739 01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:50,420 We only produce high quality food with chicken flavors! 740 01:00:50,647 --> 01:00:58,547 Oh yes ? If your products are so healthy, why don't you eat them? 741 01:01:02,534 --> 01:01:03,534 Okay 742 01:01:04,516 --> 01:01:06,316 Do you want to see me eat chicken? 743 01:01:06,811 --> 01:01:10,911 Well, the General will eat chicken! 744 01:01:20,679 --> 01:01:21,976 Is something wrong, General? 745 01:01:22,036 --> 01:01:25,436 Something your customers don't know? 746 01:01:25,582 --> 01:01:31,482 No, I just remembered my aquagym class in 30 minutes 747 01:01:31,734 --> 01:01:34,734 I would risk hydrocution. 748 01:01:34,863 --> 01:01:37,063 Eat, General! 749 01:01:58,010 --> 01:02:02,210 So, how is it? - It's good. 750 01:02:02,390 --> 01:02:08,190 More than good, it's delicious. I adore ! 751 01:02:08,439 --> 01:02:11,539 You see, no reason to worry. 752 01:02:11,672 --> 01:02:16,872 At ACB, each thigh is fresh and crispy... 753 01:02:18,241 --> 01:02:21,541 My God! My ass! 754 01:02:25,645 --> 01:02:27,545 Let me pass! 755 01:02:28,461 --> 01:02:31,561 Get out! 756 01:02:40,799 --> 01:02:43,226 What did I let go? 757 01:03:42,355 --> 01:03:44,369 Do you want to play this? Alright ! 758 01:04:05,538 --> 01:04:08,854 To think I gave up Arbie for you! 759 01:04:11,082 --> 01:04:13,011 I should never have left you! 760 01:04:13,782 --> 01:04:16,078 You knucklehead-leaving-this- 761 01:04:16,176 --> 01:04:17,769 What-is-the-best-in-the-world-for- 762 01:04:17,837 --> 01:04:22,969 A-junk-lesbian! - What ? 763 01:04:24,509 --> 01:04:28,294 Quiet, Wendy. I forgive you! 764 01:04:32,824 --> 01:04:34,403 What is this noise? 765 01:04:34,574 --> 01:04:37,343 Did you see anything unusual? I... 766 01:04:45,714 --> 01:04:47,138 What is this thing? 767 01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:02,803 It's a raging Indian spirit! 768 01:05:04,862 --> 01:05:07,259 Paco Bell tried to warn us! 769 01:05:17,002 --> 01:05:19,031 They resurrected Carl Junior! 770 01:05:27,979 --> 01:05:29,154 Let's get out of here! 771 01:05:31,975 --> 01:05:34,491 General, who did this to you? 772 01:05:34,896 --> 01:05:38,231 The chicken is back from the dead! 773 01:05:38,772 --> 01:05:40,411 We have to get out of here! 774 01:05:44,710 --> 01:05:46,276 I saw a bad chicken one day 775 01:05:56,646 --> 01:06:00,219 I was delivering chickens to Indianapolis 776 01:06:00,476 --> 01:06:03,781 Were you on your way to Indianapolis? 777 01:06:04,311 --> 01:06:08,504 My God... - What happened? 778 01:06:11,936 --> 01:06:15,593 A Japanese import blew us away. 779 01:06:17,601 --> 01:06:20,865 I was coming back from a delivery... 780 01:06:21,273 --> 01:06:24,540 First choice chickens. A bomb! 781 01:06:31,919 --> 01:06:34,040 A thousand feathers fell on the road 782 01:06:36,230 --> 01:06:38,474 Our tires went flat in 12 minutes 783 01:06:41,870 --> 01:06:44,538 Not a hen for 30 minutes 784 01:06:44,598 --> 01:06:46,742 Then a rooster came 785 01:06:47,784 --> 01:06:50,987 To know the size of a cock 786 01:06:51,623 --> 01:06:55,554 Just look down her throat 787 01:06:58,512 --> 01:07:00,510 No one knew I was there 788 01:07:01,277 --> 01:07:03,206 We couldn't send an S.O.S. 789 01:07:03,997 --> 01:07:06,368 GSMs did not exist 790 01:07:07,904 --> 01:07:09,975 And a beep was too expensive 791 01:07:25,423 --> 01:07:28,197 Then the chickens arrived 792 01:07:28,693 --> 01:07:31,362 Larry and I formed a circle 793 01:07:31,886 --> 01:07:34,953 Hoping they don't see us 794 01:07:37,861 --> 01:07:39,351 Sometimes they leave 795 01:07:41,596 --> 01:07:42,827 Sometimes not 796 01:07:46,459 --> 01:07:48,141 That's how it is with chickens, Arbie. 797 01:07:49,006 --> 01:07:50,770 They have empty eyes... 798 01:07:51,513 --> 01:07:54,490 And black... like an inflatable doll! 799 01:08:05,403 --> 01:08:06,970 And then comes their... 800 01:08:07,279 --> 01:08:08,599 Terrible... 801 01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:14,603 Chuckle! Yes, like that 802 01:08:33,302 --> 01:08:34,970 Run! 803 01:08:55,389 --> 01:08:57,951 This is my leg for football! 804 01:09:20,627 --> 01:09:23,554 This restaurant is disgusting! 805 01:09:45,518 --> 01:09:46,801 I know it makes you fat 806 01:09:47,174 --> 01:09:51,036 But I love skin -I hate it. 807 01:10:31,429 --> 01:10:33,820 My balls! 808 01:11:25,769 --> 01:11:26,889 Make a wish 809 01:11:27,190 --> 01:11:29,774 I want to be a princess 810 01:11:31,075 --> 01:11:32,879 Not on my face... 811 01:11:33,119 --> 01:11:34,116 And then yes! 812 01:11:40,454 --> 01:11:42,979 God ! Protect us! 813 01:11:53,656 --> 01:11:56,441 You won't get me, you bunch of feathered people! 814 01:11:56,798 --> 01:11:58,779 I have a big machine! 815 01:12:01,080 --> 01:12:02,856 I have slutty tits! 816 01:12:52,488 --> 01:12:54,117 Die, you damn zombies! 817 01:13:03,490 --> 01:13:04,389 Oops, sorry 818 01:13:20,823 --> 01:13:22,214 Ouga bouga! 819 01:13:24,443 --> 01:13:28,215 You saved us! - It was nothing 820 01:13:28,719 --> 01:13:30,302 Where did you find this gun? 821 01:13:30,736 --> 01:13:32,461 I have plenty here 822 01:13:32,745 --> 01:13:35,573 I hide them with the toys from the menus. 823 01:13:36,573 --> 01:13:38,691 I had to be the employee who goes crazy 824 01:13:38,943 --> 01:13:42,195 And massacre everyone one afternoon 825 01:13:42,926 --> 01:13:44,716 It was my only chance to be famous 826 01:13:45,004 --> 01:13:47,767 Awesome! You are the ultimate savior! 827 01:13:47,965 --> 01:13:50,931 Attention ! - Step back 828 01:14:01,213 --> 01:14:03,755 Elitist demon scum 829 01:14:04,254 --> 01:14:06,511 Let's end it! This bullet will end 830 01:14:06,607 --> 01:14:13,150 To the tyranny of A.C.B. and capitalism! 831 01:14:15,141 --> 01:14:16,872 A moment. Yes ? 832 01:14:43,576 --> 01:14:47,800 Jambalaya! Crayfish! PoBoy! Gumbo! 833 01:14:48,160 --> 01:14:51,341 He turned into Cajun chicken! 834 01:14:52,286 --> 01:14:53,638 Hey, Denny! - What ? 835 01:14:54,104 --> 01:14:56,427 You won the competition - Which one? 836 01:14:59,382 --> 01:15:03,552 Miss's wet t-shirt, motherfucker! 837 01:15:22,807 --> 01:15:25,258 They approach slowly 838 01:15:25,416 --> 01:15:27,500 We must prevent them from entering 839 01:15:27,589 --> 01:15:30,631 How? Almost everything is glass 840 01:15:31,209 --> 01:15:32,761 They'll come in faster than Wendy is 841 01:15:32,827 --> 01:15:36,416 Became a lesbian, namely 5 minutes! 842 01:15:36,895 --> 01:15:38,851 We must act before they change 843 01:15:38,934 --> 01:15:40,170 Windows as lesbians! 844 01:15:42,917 --> 01:15:44,426 I have an idea 845 01:15:52,186 --> 01:15:53,462 Well done, Wendy! 846 01:15:53,741 --> 01:15:55,944 My nose... - He's alive! 847 01:15:58,022 --> 01:16:00,622 Do you hear me? 848 01:16:00,907 --> 01:16:02,878 Of course, stupid! 849 01:16:03,325 --> 00:13:33,417 He ate my nose, not my ears! 850 01:13:33,477 --> 01:13:35,305 But I'm going to die... 851 01:16:11,087 --> 01:16:13,136 You were a great man. 852 01:16:13,754 --> 01:16:15,673 Let yourself slide into death 853 01:16:16,274 --> 01:16:19,407 Like the brave warrior that you are. 854 01:16:19,988 --> 01:16:21,884 What are you talking about, idiot? 855 01:16:21,944 --> 01:16:23,291 I've had a crappy life. 856 01:16:23,837 --> 01:16:26,560 I was a cashier for 25 years 857 01:16:26,882 --> 01:16:28,329 This will be your case! 858 01:16:30,912 --> 01:16:33,595 I am you! Didn’t you get it? 859 01:16:33,761 --> 01:16:36,767 Change your life or you will end up like me! 860 01:16:43,197 --> 01:16:44,263 What are we going to do? 861 01:16:44,323 --> 01:16:46,621 We should sneak away 862 01:16:47,867 --> 01:16:50,848 Wait, we can't leave 863 01:16:50,908 --> 01:16:54,113 My daughter is missing, she is only 5 years old 864 01:16:54,250 --> 01:16:56,749 Help me, sir! 865 01:16:56,855 --> 01:16:59,135 I'm a girl, dammit! 866 01:17:00,768 --> 01:17:03,264 We must save the little disabled girl 867 01:17:03,756 --> 01:17:05,437 Is she disabled too? 868 01:17:06,399 --> 01:17:07,915 If it helps 869 01:17:07,980 --> 01:17:11,194 Let's find the little one. It's too late! 870 01:17:12,274 --> 01:17:14,315 15 more minutes 871 01:17:14,719 --> 01:17:17,181 I'm getting out of here! 872 01:17:17,487 --> 01:17:19,120 Are you crazy? 873 01:17:19,192 --> 01:17:22,087 For them, you are a human to peck 874 01:17:22,542 --> 01:17:23,921 A human? Yes. 875 01:17:27,393 --> 01:17:29,928 But they won't attack a bird 876 01:18:28,373 --> 01:18:29,990 We'll have better chances if we separate 877 01:18:30,534 --> 01:18:32,381 We stay here and you search in this 878 01:18:32,834 --> 01:18:35,351 Kitchen probably infested with monsters 879 01:18:35,653 --> 01:18:36,724 Okay. 880 01:18:45,306 --> 01:18:46,277 What did you see? 881 01:18:47,447 --> 01:18:52,034 I'm going to kill you all! -Katie? 882 01:19:31,421 --> 01:19:33,792 What are you waiting for? Finish him off! 883 01:19:33,852 --> 01:19:35,644 Wait 884 01:19:37,535 --> 01:19:39,487 Carl, it's me, Arbie 885 01:19:40,456 --> 01:19:43,072 I know that beneath these feathers lies 886 01:19:43,183 --> 01:19:47,628 A wonderful zoophilic racist 887 01:19:47,854 --> 01:19:48,915 That I know and that I love 888 01:19:49,031 --> 01:19:51,143 Tell me how to stop them! 889 01:19:51,577 --> 01:19:53,737 Whiskey! 890 01:19:55,456 --> 01:19:58,237 Carl, concentrate. Tell me how 891 01:19:58,355 --> 01:20:00,044 kill them and you will have some. 892 01:20:01,936 --> 01:20:05,215 Alcohol, Arbie... Alcohol. 893 01:20:05,717 --> 01:20:07,659 Well, you're boring! 894 01:20:30,148 --> 01:20:34,094 You've had your fill, tell us what to do? 895 01:20:38,503 --> 01:20:40,701 Are you going to answer me? 896 01:20:42,708 --> 01:20:45,350 Come on, bastard! -Arbie... 897 01:20:45,410 --> 01:20:48,260 Arbie is dead 898 01:20:48,801 --> 01:20:50,573 We'll never know! 899 01:20:52,075 --> 01:20:54,653 It sounded like the sound of a mascot moving 900 01:20:54,762 --> 01:20:56,355 Smash the back door! 901 01:20:56,644 --> 01:20:56,936 To the kitchen! 902 01:21:00,972 --> 01:21:02,680 Poor being 903 01:21:04,532 --> 01:21:05,478 Micky! 904 01:21:07,005 --> 01:21:09,219 What happened? You had to run away 905 01:21:09,664 --> 01:21:12,540 I'm almost there 906 01:21:13,178 --> 01:21:15,713 I reached my car, then... 907 01:21:24,833 --> 01:21:27,691 Someone dies and you forget your Arbie 908 01:21:27,825 --> 01:21:30,308 You're back to your lesbian ways! 909 01:21:32,041 --> 01:21:33,707 I can't watch this 910 01:21:34,746 --> 01:21:36,762 I prefer to speak with the chicken demon. 911 01:21:39,307 --> 01:21:44,114 At least I'll know what to expect 912 01:21:47,135 --> 01:21:47,751 Micky! 913 01:21:48,653 --> 01:21:50,617 What did they do to you? 914 01:21:52,332 --> 01:21:55,892 Let me take off this ridiculous costume 915 01:22:09,898 --> 01:22:14,889 Do you hear? “No, please, no!” 916 01:22:15,053 --> 01:22:18,377 Let go. Micki is dead! 917 01:22:35,160 --> 01:22:36,551 No ! 918 01:22:36,611 --> 01:22:38,952 She goes out with me and the next moment 919 01:22:39,052 --> 01:22:41,393 She laments about her ex-girlfriend! 920 01:22:42,083 --> 01:22:44,024 Girls are unstable 921 01:22:44,143 --> 01:22:45,310 It drives me crazy! 922 01:22:45,370 --> 01:22:48,641 Maybe Micki became a demon 923 01:22:48,782 --> 01:22:52,782 Who is killing Wendy right now! 924 01:22:52,887 --> 01:22:53,870 That would surprise me 925 01:22:58,208 --> 01:23:03,634 I take it upon myself. I will help him 926 01:23:04,199 --> 01:23:05,815 Go ahead, boyfriend 927 01:23:12,204 --> 01:23:14,812 It's wrong to abuse a corpse! 928 01:23:15,137 --> 01:23:18,280 Stupid! She turned into a demon! 929 01:23:23,808 --> 01:23:27,811 Let go of my girlfriend, you demon freak! 930 01:23:30,879 --> 01:23:32,821 You're going to let go, yes? 931 01:23:33,949 --> 01:23:35,778 You're going to let go! 932 01:23:36,560 --> 01:23:38,548 Here, take this! 933 01:23:42,366 --> 01:23:44,866 I will shake you, demon! 934 01:23:46,084 --> 01:23:49,313 Come, come, come! 935 01:23:55,725 --> 01:23:57,631 I did my share of work 936 01:24:09,020 --> 01:24:11,683 Thirst? Shall I give you a drink? 937 01:24:16,030 --> 01:24:17,587 Humus, help us... 938 01:24:53,589 --> 01:24:55,469 By the power of Allah 939 01:24:56,107 --> 01:24:59,085 I hold the almighty force! 940 01:24:59,640 --> 01:25:01,090 Don't hurt us! 941 01:25:08,354 --> 01:25:10,254 Screw me this Richard Virenque! 942 01:25:14,802 --> 01:25:17,024 Stay behind me, my children 943 01:25:17,279 --> 01:25:20,112 Kneel before the power of Christ! 944 01:25:20,950 --> 01:25:26,436 By the power of Christ, step back! 945 01:25:30,688 --> 00:00:00,940 By the power of Mel Gibson, step back! 946 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:01,000 00:00:00,-271 --> 00:00:00,-271 Low blow! 947 01:25:42,073 --> 01:25:43,842 Uh... Long live Satan? - No ! 948 01:25:51,557 --> 01:25:53,078 Mazel Tov! 949 01:25:53,963 --> 01:25:55,729 What an idiot! 950 01:25:56,091 --> 01:25:58,568 Everyone knows that Jesus does not exist 951 01:26:02,491 --> 01:26:06,035 Let's approach slowly with a menacing air 952 01:26:07,698 --> 01:26:08,445 Arbie, look... 953 01:26:09,287 --> 01:26:10,345 Beer! 954 01:26:10,691 --> 01:26:15,186 You drunkard! It's not the time 955 01:26:19,798 --> 01:26:22,781 Do you remember what Carl Jr said? 956 01:26:22,909 --> 01:26:22,926 To kill monsters? 957 01:26:22,986 --> 01:26:27,741 “Alcohol” 958 01:26:27,945 --> 01:26:28,945 Then he died 959 01:26:29,663 --> 01:26:32,785 What if he tried to tell me 960 01:26:33,766 --> 01:26:35,439 That alcohol kills monsters? 961 01:26:36,565 --> 01:26:38,560 I'm thinking about it because... 962 01:26:39,199 --> 01:26:42,889 The Indian was drunk and grumbling 963 01:26:43,289 --> 01:26:47,105 Then, the Paco burger talked about Indians 964 01:26:47,268 --> 01:26:48,795 Who owns the chickens and it is necessary 965 01:26:48,860 --> 01:26:51,493 Use their only weak point 966 01:26:51,553 --> 01:26:52,822 It made me think... 967 01:26:53,599 --> 01:26:56,303 Actually, I imagined you with Micki 968 01:26:57,197 --> 01:27:00,065 But you talked about beer 969 01:27:00,238 --> 01:27:02,159 And I called you a drunk 970 01:27:02,643 --> 01:27:05,486 It reminded me that Indians don't... 971 01:27:06,555 --> 01:27:09,820 I got them! We are alive! 972 01:27:15,738 --> 01:27:17,362 I knew it! Alcohol! 973 01:27:17,870 --> 01:27:20,673 Indians are all drunks 974 01:27:21,662 --> 01:27:26,901 They were trapped by the firewater 975 01:27:27,470 --> 01:27:30,721 It was a disaster for these warriors 976 01:27:31,869 --> 01:27:33,340 It's their only weakness 977 01:27:33,727 --> 01:27:35,512 That and the pox of course 978 01:27:52,521 --> 01:27:54,202 It's my tour! 979 01:27:55,052 --> 01:27:56,837 More taste in every drop! 980 01:27:57,618 --> 01:27:59,787 Return to your reserves! 981 01:28:00,764 --> 01:28:03,490 It doesn't seem like it but it's a pump! 982 01:28:03,612 --> 01:28:07,488 Chia, motherfuckers, chia! 983 01:28:15,043 --> 01:28:15,802 Awesome ! 984 01:28:17,866 --> 01:28:18,752 Shit ! 985 01:28:22,240 --> 01:28:24,118 It's stuck! - Damn it! 986 01:28:25,592 --> 01:28:27,811 Hey ! - Humus, are you alive? 987 01:28:27,871 --> 01:28:29,340 I will explain later. Come! 988 01:28:29,400 --> 01:28:30,215 Let's go! 989 01:29:05,321 --> 01:29:06,412 The little girl! 990 01:29:11,949 --> 01:29:14,439 It's... It's an egg! 991 01:29:17,214 --> 01:29:21,098 Girls are not the girl 992 01:29:22,770 --> 01:29:24,104 I found it! 993 01:29:26,319 --> 01:29:29,762 Don't be afraid, we will protect you 994 01:29:30,555 --> 01:29:35,833 We won't let them behead like your mom 995 01:29:36,059 --> 01:29:38,059 Mom! 996 01:29:38,341 --> 01:29:40,719 Arbie! Why did you say that? 997 01:29:41,364 --> 01:29:43,994 Yeah, little cashier 998 01:29:46,017 --> 01:29:49,738 Why do you say that? 999 01:29:51,329 --> 01:29:52,679 It's Ariel Sharon! 1000 01:30:00,775 --> 01:30:02,033 My God, no! 1001 01:30:03,693 --> 01:30:05,828 We're trapped. We're screwed 1002 01:30:07,228 --> 01:30:08,703 I know, Wendy 1003 01:30:09,083 --> 01:30:16,475 I understood why you left me. Besides the fact that I'm gogol 1004 01:30:16,790 --> 01:30:19,618 On a social and intellectual level... 1005 01:30:20,364 --> 01:30:22,184 I had no ambition 1006 01:30:23,038 --> 01:30:28,487 I did everything to avoid university, to avoid maturing 1007 01:30:29,897 --> 01:30:31,887 I know that... 1008 01:30:32,125 --> 01:30:34,350 You need a man, not a baby 1009 01:30:34,911 --> 01:30:37,725 A man who carries you, inspires you 1010 01:30:38,533 --> 01:30:41,119 And supports you morally... 1011 01:30:41,229 --> 01:30:43,520 Not financially, let me be clear 1012 01:30:44,931 --> 01:30:46,146 A man who completes you 1013 01:30:49,936 --> 01:30:51,298 One more moment 1014 01:30:54,195 --> 01:30:56,351 A man who loves and respects you 1015 01:30:57,341 --> 01:31:00,602 Even if this man is a woman... 1016 01:31:01,763 --> 01:31:04,726 If we make it out, I want you to know 1017 01:31:04,852 --> 01:31:07,246 that I can be that woman. I... 1018 01:31:09,682 --> 01:31:12,469 I was already won over by “gogol” 1019 01:31:13,338 --> 01:31:14,747 Oh, Wendy! 1020 01:31:18,296 --> 01:31:19,776 At the table! 1021 01:31:21,978 --> 01:31:25,784 Horrified faces, torn bodies 1022 01:31:26,423 --> 01:31:29,893 What is your last wish? 1023 01:31:30,687 --> 01:31:32,515 Mr. Chicken have mercy! 1024 01:31:32,575 --> 01:31:35,002 Before crushing us! 1025 01:31:35,062 --> 01:31:36,702 Look, we love each other! 1026 01:31:37,193 --> 01:31:39,071 Sorry, I don't care! 1027 01:31:39,493 --> 01:31:41,492 We just want to break the seed! 1028 01:31:41,552 --> 01:31:43,498 You hated redskins 1029 01:31:43,937 --> 01:31:45,551 And you destroyed our country! 1030 01:31:45,981 --> 01:31:47,734 The man is a dirty creature 1031 01:31:48,168 --> 01:31:50,115 Who hates, kills and is too greedy! 1032 01:31:50,175 --> 01:31:52,113 But I love Arbie for real! 1033 01:31:52,520 --> 01:31:54,467 But also Indians and chickens! 1034 01:31:54,550 --> 01:31:56,379 You tell us lies 1035 01:31:56,873 --> 01:31:58,919 You lied to us to death 1036 01:31:59,006 --> 01:32:01,121 We'll giggle while we eat you! 1037 01:32:01,211 --> 01:32:03,148 The white man killed us all 1038 01:32:03,621 --> 01:32:05,386 And on Mother Nature spat! 1039 01:32:05,900 --> 01:32:07,529 You like poultry without wings 1040 01:32:07,850 --> 01:32:09,543 At the table now! 1041 01:32:09,755 --> 01:32:14,585 I like white meat! 1042 01:32:21,354 --> 01:32:23,623 I'll be right back, I have to... 1043 01:32:26,608 --> 01:32:28,956 I have gas, I have to... 1044 01:32:31,513 --> 01:32:34,105 I have heartburn... 1045 01:32:34,668 --> 01:32:36,343 It's going to explode! 1046 01:32:50,997 --> 01:32:53,645 I expected better. - Yeah. 1047 01:32:53,995 --> 01:32:56,342 He can't digest Mexican food 1048 01:32:57,410 --> 01:33:00,601 You are a hero! - It's a burger. 1049 01:33:01,382 --> 01:33:03,993 No, it's a pita. 1050 01:33:04,104 --> 01:33:07,470 I like to be stuffed, but still! 1051 01:33:08,821 --> 01:33:10,349 More food jokes 1052 01:33:10,804 --> 01:33:11,936 We will remain hungry 1053 01:33:11,996 --> 01:33:13,866 No, it's me! 1054 01:33:20,560 --> 01:33:21,468 They are coming! 1055 01:33:22,987 --> 01:33:25,383 We have two solutions: 1056 01:33:25,869 --> 01:33:29,020 Either we run away and the world will be lost 1057 01:33:30,003 --> 01:33:33,535 Either we stay and save humanity 1058 01:33:34,664 --> 01:33:36,522 I lean towards the first. 1059 01:33:36,805 --> 01:33:39,063 They would risk destroying the USA! 1060 01:33:39,123 --> 01:33:41,838 Let's fight! - Destroy the USA? 1061 01:33:42,238 --> 01:33:44,010 They will have to go over my body! 1062 01:34:00,274 --> 01:34:01,017 Lord ! 1063 01:34:01,370 --> 01:34:04,607 Humus, you are good! I want you ! 1064 01:34:04,745 --> 01:34:06,941 Head me all! 1065 01:34:08,915 --> 01:34:11,087 No ! There is another way 1066 01:34:11,632 --> 01:34:14,008 You and Wendy must survive 1067 01:34:14,430 --> 01:34:18,259 Love yourself and remember: 1068 01:34:18,821 --> 01:34:22,179 Don't judge unless someone judges you 1069 01:34:23,441 --> 01:34:26,219 I sacrifice myself for democracy 1070 01:34:29,481 --> 01:34:30,874 Die, you bastards! 1071 01:34:32,718 --> 01:34:34,872 Paco, let's go! -No, I'm staying 1072 01:34:35,161 --> 01:34:39,328 The USA will not accept a gay burger 1073 01:34:50,969 --> 01:34:53,906 I forgot to clock in! I'm coming back 1074 01:34:53,966 --> 01:34:55,596 No! 1075 01:35:07,417 --> 01:35:08,479 Humus did it! 1076 01:35:08,985 --> 01:35:10,285 She sacrificed herself to eliminate 1077 01:35:10,377 --> 01:35:12,432 The Gallino-Indian threat! 1078 01:35:13,274 --> 01:35:15,643 I hope you get your 72 Virginians 1079 01:35:15,994 --> 01:35:17,814 It's love! 1080 01:35:20,256 --> 01:35:22,220 The Indian has turned into a chicken! 1081 01:35:26,432 --> 01:35:29,342 No, it's full. Let's go back 1082 01:35:30,537 --> 01:35:31,528 Lay down, my darling 1083 01:35:31,588 --> 01:35:34,740 It will relax you. We'll take you to safety 1084 01:35:35,509 --> 01:35:38,611 You were so brave! - All of us 1085 01:35:39,390 --> 01:35:43,298 By standing together we defeated them 1086 01:35:44,397 --> 01:35:46,723 We're going to make a new start 1087 01:35:48,499 --> 01:35:52,208 No more odd jobs for Arbie. We are safe and the future is ours. 1088 01:35:52,556 --> 01:35:54,716 I know I was wrong 1089 01:35:55,413 --> 01:35:57,254 By protesting against big companies 1090 01:35:57,766 --> 01:36:00,043 By blaming the corporate elite 1091 01:36:00,533 --> 01:36:03,412 I ran away from my own insecurities 1092 01:36:04,198 --> 01:36:06,526 Isn't that right, little girl? 1093 01:36:12,438 --> 01:36:16,313 Arbie, I feel bad. 1094 01:36:17,207 --> 01:36:18,972 It must be the beer -Yeah! 1702 01:36:51,103 --> 01:36:52,980 ...В¶ You'll be into life, 1703 01:36:52,980 --> 01:36:56,400 В¶ Well, let's all be chickens tonight! 1704 01:36:56,692 --> 01:37:00,529 В¶We're all gonna die- 1705 01:37:01,488 --> 01:37:03,115 В¶ So think twice, 1706 01:37:03,198 --> 01:37:05,492 В¶ about where you lead! 1707 01:37:05,492 --> 01:37:06,910 В¶ Think twice, 1708 01:37:06,910 --> 01:37:08,829 В¶ about eating meat! 1709 01:37:08,871 --> 01:37:10,247 В¶ Don't kill, 1710 01:37:10,539 --> 01:37:12,416 В¶ little baby chickens! 1711 01:37:12,416 --> 01:37:13,625 В¶ Be nice, 1712 01:37:14,042 --> 01:37:16,420 В¶ and try to find a 1713 01:37:16,420 --> 01:37:19,256 В¶ brand new solution, 1714 01:37:19,256 --> 01:37:24,470 В¶ It's of a chicken resolution! 1715 01:37:25,053 --> 01:37:30,350 В¶ (LAUGHING ) 1716 01:37:30,767 --> 01:37:32,269 В¶ Poultrygeist! 1717 01:37:35,564 --> 01:37:37,774 В¶ We're all gonna die- 1718 01:37:37,774 --> 01:37:39,318 В¶ Poultrygeist! 1719 01:37:39,526 --> 01:37:41,487 В¶ We all keep killing them- 1720 01:37:41,487 --> 01:37:42,529 Poultrygeist! 1721 01:37:42,529 --> 01:37:44,573 В¶ Well let's all stop killing- 1722 01:37:44,615 --> 01:37:46,241 В¶ You'll be eaten alive 1723 01:37:46,241 --> 01:37:49,495 В¶ by zombie chickens tonight! 1724 01:37:50,162 --> 01:37:53,457 В¶ We're all gonna die- 1725 01:37:56,835 --> 01:38:00,172 В¶ You're all gonna die- 1726 01:38:00,464 --> 01:38:03,801 В¶ You're all gonna die- 1727 01:38:04,176 --> 01:38:07,387 В¶ Whoo-ooo! 1728 01:38:07,679 --> 01:38:12,184 В¶ We're all gonna die! ( END SONG ) 1729 01:38:13,560 --> 01:38:15,145 В¶... 1730 01:38:25,322 --> 01:38:30,494 В¶ All these fried chicken wings that I'm serving, 1731 01:38:32,412 --> 01:38:34,581 В¶ They make me yearn 1732 01:38:34,623 --> 01:38:39,378 В¶ for your breasts, legs and thighs. 1733 01:38:39,711 --> 01:38:44,633 В¶ And my hunger for you is unswerving, 1734 01:38:46,260 --> 01:38:49,638 В¶ Without you my heart stops 1735 01:38:49,638 --> 01:38:53,392 В¶ and my heart dies. 1736 01:38:56,186 --> 01:39:01,733 В¶ All these protests and speeches I'm making, 1737 01:39:02,401 --> 01:39:09,408 В¶ To end all this chicken suffering and slaughter. 1738 01:39:10,826 --> 01:39:12,578 В¶ His only response 1739 01:39:12,578 --> 01:39:15,706 В¶ is that I'm faking, 1740 01:39:16,957 --> 01:39:19,001 В¶ Yeah, that I'm gay, 1741 01:39:19,001 --> 01:39:23,922 В¶ just like Dick Cheney's daughter. 1742 01:39:23,922 --> 01:39:28,343 В¶ My need and your buns make such special sauce- 1743 01:39:28,343 --> 01:39:35,100 В¶ Gay seems my way to quote Robert Frost. 1744 01:39:35,100 --> 01:39:38,896 В¶ It could have been nostalgia for all that is lost, 1745 01:39:38,896 --> 01:39:42,232 В¶ Could it be that our love is star-crossed? 1746 01:39:42,232 --> 01:39:43,609 В¶ Whoa-oooo 1747 01:39:43,609 --> 01:39:50,574 В¶ I sure miss getting my salad tossed. 1748 01:39:51,617 --> 01:39:55,746 В¶ 'Cause you are my fries, and your shake makes me shiver, 1749 01:39:55,746 --> 01:39:59,917 В¶ You're my Happy Meal sent from above. 1750 01:39:59,917 --> 01:40:03,754 В¶ Can this drive-thru called life deliver, 1751 01:40:03,754 --> 01:40:08,759 В¶ A heavenly slow, fast food love? 1752 01:40:25,400 --> 01:40:31,114 В¶ Since that night all I have is self-pleasure, 1753 01:40:32,491 --> 01:40:37,996 В¶ Bumping uglies real hard we did grind, 1754 01:40:40,290 --> 01:40:45,462 В¶ With tissue and hand cream I can try to remember, 1755 01:40:46,088 --> 01:40:53,011 В¶ How you stuffed this thing, how you stuffed this thing up my behind. 1756 01:40:56,306 --> 01:41:01,603 В¶ With my partner in bed I am yearning, 1757 01:41:02,354 --> 01:41:09,153 В¶ To get pleasure and passion that's the truth. 1758 01:41:09,153 --> 01:41:15,993 В¶ Only thoughts of you get me burning, 1759 01:41:17,035 --> 01:41:23,750 В¶ Memories of your beef make me stew. 1760 01:41:23,750 --> 01:41:28,172 В¶ If hearts were like chickens, yours I'd defrost, 1761 01:41:28,172 --> 01:41:34,928 В¶ To reclaim true love, what is the cost? 1762 01:41:34,928 --> 01:41:38,849 В¶ It could be nostalgia for all that is lost, 1763 01:41:39,057 --> 01:41:42,186 В¶ Could it be that our love is star crossed? 1764 01:41:42,311 --> 01:41:43,729 В¶ Whoa-oooo 1765 01:41:43,729 --> 01:41:49,693 В¶ I sure miss gettin' my salad tossed. 1766 01:41:51,570 --> 01:41:55,616 В¶ 'Cause you are my fries, and your shake makes me shiver, 1767 01:41:55,616 --> 01:41:59,953 В¶ You're my Happy Meal sent from above. 1768 01:42:00,120 --> 01:42:03,707 В¶ Can this drive-thru called life deliver, 1769 01:42:03,707 --> 01:42:09,087 В¶ A heavenly slow, fast food love? 1770 01:42:09,087 --> 01:42:13,300 В¶ Come on, let mine out! 1771 01:42:15,969 --> 01:42:20,098 В¶ 'Cause you are my fries, and your shake makes me shiver, 1772 01:42:20,140 --> 01:42:24,061 В¶ You're my Happy Meal sent from above. 1773 01:42:24,102 --> 01:42:28,023 В¶ Can this drive-thru called life deliver, 1774 01:42:28,023 --> 01:42:33,612 В¶ A heavenly slow, fast food love? 1775 01:42:34,822 --> 01:42:36,865 В¶ I want a piece of you 1776 01:42:40,327 --> 01:42:44,456 В¶ Shake me hard, top with flour-